Drinks & snacks

The menu

Frozen drinks from six machines, rum from a shelf we are quietly proud of, cold cans, and sealed snacks. No kitchen, no table service, no waiting.

Frozen & Blended

Out of the machine, into your hand. The reason there's a queue at 2pm.

PainkillerHouse favourite$16Dark rum, pineapple, orange, cream of coconut, a heavy snow of nutmeg.

Piña Colada$15Light rum, coconut cream, pineapple. Float a dark rum for $3.

Miami Vice$16Half colada, half strawberry daiquiri, swirled, never stirred.

Frozen Daiquiri$15Strawberry, mango or lime. Pick one or ask for a split glass.

Rum Runner$16Blackberry, banana, two rums. Stronger than it tastes.

Bushwacker$17Dark rum, coffee liqueur, cream of coconut. Dessert that bites back.

Rum & Tiki Classics

Shaken to order. The rum shelf is the whole point of the building.

Mai Tai$16Aged and overproof rum, orgeat, lime, orange curaçao, mint.

Hurricane$15Passion fruit, citrus, grenadine, two rums. One per sunset.

Dark 'n Stormy$14Dark rum over ginger beer and lime. Nothing complicated.

Daiquiri$14Rum, lime, sugar, shaken hard. Three ingredients, nowhere to hide.

Barefoot Rum PunchHouse pour$15The house pour: four fruits, three rums, one very good afternoon.

ZombieLimit 2$18Overproof blend, falernum, absinthe mist. Limit two, and we mean it.

Not Rum

For the table that drew the short straw on rum.

Margarita$15Blanco tequila, lime, agave. Salt unless you say otherwise.

Spicy Paloma$15Tequila, grapefruit, lime, jalapeño, soda.

Ranch Water$13Tequila, lime, sparkling mineral water. Nothing else.

Transfusion$13Vodka, grape, ginger ale, lime. The golf-cart classic.

Aperol Spritz$14Aperol, prosecco, soda, orange.

Vodka Soda$12With lime, grapefruit or cucumber.

Buckets & Pitchers

For groups, floats, and anyone who hates walking back.

Beer BucketBest value$38Any five cans on ice. Mix and match the whole fridge.

Seltzer Bucket$40Five hard seltzers, any flavours.

Rum Punch Pitcher$46Serves four. Comes with cups, ice and a long spoon.

Frozen Pitcher$52Colada, daiquiri or Miami Vice. Serves four.

Beer, Seltzer & Wine

All cans. No glass anywhere near the pool deck.

Domestic Can$7The usual suspects, cold enough to hurt.

Craft & Import Can$9Rotating Florida brewery plus a Mexican lager.

Hard Seltzer$8Four flavours on rotation.

Canned Wine$12Rosé, sauvignon blanc or a prosecco split.

Non-Alcoholic Beer0.0%$6Crisp, cold, and nobody has to know.

Zero Proof

Priced so the designated driver isn't punished for it.

Virgin Painkiller$9Everything but the rum, and still the best thing on the deck.

Frozen Lemonade$8Strawberry or classic.

Arnold Palmer$6Iced tea and lemonade, half and half.

Coconut Water$6Straight from the can, straight over ice.

Bottled WaterFree refills$4Still or sparkling. Free refills of ice water, always.

Sports Drink$5For the afternoon that got away from you.

Snacks

There's no kitchen out here — everything is sealed, salted and handed over the bar.

Chips & Pretzels$4Kettle chips, plantain chips, salted pretzels.

Mixed Nuts$6Roasted, salted, dangerously easy.

Beef Jerky$8Original or peppered.

Candy & Chocolate$4Kept out of the sun, we promise.

Granola & Fruit Bars$4The closest thing to lunch we serve.

Snack Bucket$18Pick any five. Feeds a lounger or two.

Prices are in US dollars and do not include tax or gratuity. Menu rotates with the season and with whatever the Florida breweries send us. Everything is served in cans or reusable cups — no glass on the pool deck.

Buying for a group

Buckets beat round trips.

A five-can bucket costs less than five singles and saves you four walks across hot concrete. Pitchers of frozen punch serve four and come with cups and ice.

Allergies & zero proof

Ask us. We will know.

Every frozen drink can be made without alcohol. Cream of coconut is in the coladas, Painkillers and Bushwackers. Snack packaging is kept behind the bar so you can read the label yourself.